InstaCalc

Tongue Twister

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....

English

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any
other two-letter word.


That is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the
top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a
meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the
officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a
report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish
UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP
the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word
has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work
UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be
dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be Opened UP
because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it
UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed-UP about UP! To be knowledgeable
about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a
desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4thof the page and can add UP to
about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a
list of the many Ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if
you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is
clearing UP .When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .One could go on and on, but
I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP ,so... time to shut-UP!_